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THE HOROLOGIST'S WORKSHOP
"Every watch has a heartbeat. My job is to listen to it."
Been fixing and collecting watches since I was 16 in Clerkenwell -- the old watchmaking quarter of London. Forty-five years at the bench, and I still get a thrill when I crack open a case and find a movement I haven't seen before.
Snap a photo of your watch -- the dial, the case back, the movement if you can see it. I'll tell you what you've got, who made it, whether it's the real thing, and what it might be worth. No judgement. A Casio gets the same respect as a Patek in this workshop.
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"Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend."
- Theophrastus, 371 BC
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Old Cogs has seen every Invicta dressed up as a diver's legend, every "genuine Rolex" from a holiday market, and every watch worn so loose it looks like a hula hoop. Show him your wrist and prepare for gentle but devastating honesty. He'll roast the watch, never the wearer. Unless the strap deserves it.
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Old Cogs' knowledge, distilled from 55 years at the bench
The original. A mainspring stores energy, an escapement regulates its release, and the balance wheel beats at a precise frequency -- typically 28,800 vibrations per hour. Two types:
You wind it by hand via the crown, typically daily. The original watch mechanism. Think vintage Omega Seamasters, early Rolexes, and most pocket watches. There's something meditative about the ritual of winding your watch each morning.
A weighted rotor swings with your wrist movement, winding the mainspring automatically. Invented by Abraham-Louis Perrelet around 1770, perfected by Rolex with the Perpetual rotor in 1931. Most modern mechanicals are automatic.
A battery sends current through a quartz crystal, which vibrates at exactly 32,768 Hz. An integrated circuit divides this into 1-second pulses to drive a stepper motor. Seiko launched the first quartz watch, the Astron, on Christmas Day 1969. It nearly killed the Swiss industry -- the "Quartz Crisis" of the 1970s-80s wiped out hundreds of Swiss manufacturers.
Don't let anyone tell you quartz watches aren't "proper" watches. They're engineering marvels that keep better time than most mechanicals. The Casio F-91W is a masterpiece. I own four.
Spring Drive (Seiko): Mechanical energy, quartz regulation. The smoothest sweep hand in watchmaking. Invented by Seiko's Yoshikazu Akahane -- took 28 years to perfect.
Solar: Light-powered quartz. Citizen's Eco-Drive and Casio's Tough Solar are remarkably practical. No battery changes for decades.
Kinetic: Seiko's movement-powered quartz. A rotor charges a capacitor instead of winding a mainspring.
Smartwatches: Computers on your wrist. Clever, but not my department. I fix things with gears.
The movement (calibre) is the engine of the watch. It's what I look at first, every time. The dial tells you the brand. The movement tells you the truth.
Anything beyond telling the time is a "complication." The more complications, the more impressive the movement -- and usually the price.
Chronograph: Stopwatch function with subdials
Date / Day-Date: Calendar display
Moonphase: Tracks the lunar cycle
Tourbillon: Rotating cage to counter gravity effects
Minute Repeater: Chimes the time audibly on demand
Perpetual Calendar: Accounts for months and leap years
GMT / World Time: Multiple time zones
Power Reserve: Shows remaining energy
I've seen thousands of fakes in my career. Some are laughably bad. Some are frighteningly good. Here's what to look for:
If the price seems too good to be true, it is. A genuine Rolex Submariner doesn't turn up at a car boot sale for fifty quid. And if someone's selling a "genuine Patek Philippe" on Facebook Marketplace for three hundred pounds... well. Save your money and buy something honest instead. There's more dignity in a fifteen-pound Casio that tells the truth than a fifteen-hundred-pound fake that lies every time you look at your wrist.
Things people ask Old Cogs most days
First of all, don't wind it yet. If it hasn't run in years the oils will have dried out and you could damage the movement. Turn it over and look at the case back. Is there a name stamped or engraved? Any numbers? Open the case back if you can -- some screw off, some pop off with a thin blade, carefully. The movement inside tells the real story. Take clear photos of the dial, case back, and movement, and upload them here. Your grandad's watch might be worth twenty quid or two thousand -- but either way, it's worth knowing its story.
Case Back Openers on AmazonEvery 5-7 years for a modern mechanical watch, though some newer movements claim 8-10 year intervals. The oils inside degrade over time, even if the watch is running well. Think of it like a car service -- it runs fine until it doesn't, and by then the damage is expensive. Always take it to a proper watchmaker, not a high-street battery shop. They'll strip it, clean every component ultrasonically, re-oil, regulate, and test water resistance. Expect to pay around 150-300 quid for a standard service, more for complications.
Watch Repair Books on AmazonThe honest answer: unless you open it, you can't be 100% sure from photos alone. But there are strong indicators. Check the weight -- a real Rolex feels substantial. Look at the cyclops date magnifier -- it should magnify 2.5x. The second hand should sweep smoothly, not tick. The crown logo on the dial should be crisp and centred under a loupe. The serial and model numbers between the lugs should be deeply engraved. But the only way to be certain is to open the case back and examine the movement. Upload photos here and I'll give you my honest assessment -- I've authenticated thousands.
The Seiko Presage line. Beautiful dials, reliable 4R35 or 6R35 movements, exhibition case backs so you can watch the movement work, and prices from around 200-400 quid. You get genuine Japanese craftsmanship, a proper mechanical movement, and something you'll be proud to wear. If you want something even more affordable, the Orient Bambino is gorgeous for under 150. And if you want the perfect digital, the Casio F-91W is under fifteen quid and it's genuinely iconic.
Seiko Presage on AmazonNot necessarily. If it's a quartz watch, it probably just needs a new battery -- though leave it too long and the old battery can leak and damage the movement. If it's automatic, it may have run out of power reserve. Pick it up, give it about 30-40 gentle rotations of the crown clockwise to wind it, and set it going. If it still won't run, the oils may have dried out and it needs a service. If you hear a faint ticking but the hands don't move, a wheel may have come loose. Either way, a watchmaker can diagnose it properly. Don't shake it or bang it -- you'll make things worse.
Sapphire crystal is synthetic corundum -- second hardest material after diamond. It's incredibly scratch-resistant but can shatter on a sharp impact. Mineral crystal is tempered glass -- cheaper, easier to replace, more shatter-resistant, but scratches more readily. Acrylic/Hesalite (found on vintage watches and the Omega Speedmaster Moonwatch) scratches easily but can be polished out with Polywatch. Each has its place. I wouldn't put sapphire on a beater watch and I wouldn't expect mineral on a luxury piece. Vintage collectors often prefer Hesalite for the warm, domed look.
Polywatch on AmazonWater resistance ratings are tested under static pressure, not real-world conditions. 30m means splash-proof, not swimming. 50m means brief immersion. 100m means proper swimming. 200m+ means diving. And crucially -- these ratings degrade over time. The gaskets dry out, the crown tube wears. Get your water resistance tested after every service. And never, ever press the pushers (chronograph buttons) underwater unless the watch is specifically rated for it. I've seen more water damage from "water resistant" watches than I can count.
Start small. A decent loupe (10x is standard), a case back opener (both friction ball and wrench type), a set of precision screwdrivers, tweezers (antimagnetic), a dust blower, and a watch holder or movement cushion. Don't buy the cheapest kit on Amazon -- the screwdrivers will strip on first use. Invest in Bergeon or equivalent quality if you're serious. And the most important tool of all: patience. A rushed job is a botched job. Every time.
Bergeon Tools on AmazonCommon problem, easy fix. If your mechanical watch is suddenly running fast -- gaining minutes per day instead of seconds -- it's probably magnetised. Phone cases, laptop speakers, magnetic clasps on bags, even fridge magnets can do it. You need a demagnetiser. Hold the watch near it, press the button, and slowly pull the watch away. Takes about 10 seconds. Your watchmaker will do it for free (or should). You can buy a demagnetiser for under twenty quid and it's genuinely useful to have at home.
Watch Demagnetisers on AmazonAway from direct sunlight, moisture, magnets, and extreme temperature changes. A watch box or roll is ideal -- keeps them cushioned and protected. For automatics you're not wearing regularly, you don't need a watch winder unless you have perpetual calendar complications that are painful to reset. Just wind them manually every couple of weeks to keep the oils distributed. For long-term storage, get them serviced first, then store them wound down in a dry place. And for the love of all that's holy, don't stack them on top of each other loose in a drawer.
Watch Boxes on AmazonYour personal master horologist. Ask anything about watches.
Tools of the trade and ways to keep the workshop open
10x is the standard. Get one with good glass, not plastic. Bergeon or equivalent.
Screwdrivers, tweezers, case openers, spring bar tools. The essentials.
George Daniels' "Watchmaking" is the bible. "The Practical Watch Escapement" for the serious.
Leather rolls for travel, boxes for display. Keep them safe.
Microfibre cloths, cleaning solution, Rodico putty, dust blowers.
Demagnetisers, timegraphers, case back presses. For when you get serious.
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This whole ecosystem was built by a late-diagnosed autistic ADHD brain. If your brain is noisy, you're welcome here. If the world feels too loud, watches are a beautiful place to focus. The rhythm of a balance wheel is the closest thing I know to calm.
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1. Be kind. Everyone's on a journey. The kid with a Casio and the collector with a Patek get the same respect.
2. Be honest. If it's a fake, say so gently. If it's valuable, don't lowball.
3. Share knowledge. The best watchmakers taught freely. So do we.
4. Protect the craft. Support independent watchmakers. Buy quality, not quantity.
5. World domination through kindness. One tick at a time.
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